Hold onto your hats, folks, because Hell, Michigan, is gearing up for a mayor like no other – a cat with enormous eyes and a pair of comically quirky feet! Talk about a purr-fect political debut!
Now, if you’re scratching your head wondering how a feline could snag a mayoral role, welcome to Hell, where anything goes for just a hundred bucks! And this Sunday, Hell is getting its first-ever four-legged leader, none other than the fabulous Jinx.
Jinx, a resident of California, will be taking the oath over the phone from the renowned Reverend Vonn of Hell. As he puts it, “We love our in-person and distant mayors… They get to have one Helluva fun day and at the end of it, will receive the dreaded phone call to be impeached.”
But wait, there’s more to this kitty-in-politics extravaganza! The mayoral package includes a proclamation certificate, a scoop of Hell’s dirt (yes, really), a souvenir mug, a badge, a wallet card, a shirt, and just for kicks, a certificate of impeachment. Talk about a pawsitively unique political swag bag!
Jinx might be a political newbie, but she’s already a social media sensation, thanks to her wild looks. With those big ol’ eyes and quirky feet, she’s stolen hearts and even inspired her very own big-eyed stuffed toy. With over 735,000 followers on TikTok and videos hitting the 2 million view mark, it’s safe to say Jinx is a force to be reckoned with.
Owner Mia, who rescued Jinx back in 2008, spilled the beans on their heartwarming origin story: “I wasn’t even looking for a cat. I came home early from a football game. I heard meowing in my backyard and discovered her. She was super tiny, only about 3 weeks old.” Since that fateful day, the dynamic duo has been inseparable.
And let’s clear the air – despite her slightly off-kilter appearance, Jinx is in the pink of health. A few birth defects might explain her unique look, but that doesn’t stop her from ruling the internet.
For those eager to witness this historic moment, Mia will be live-streaming Jinx’s grand inauguration on Twitch. Here’s to hoping Jinx’s term as mayor is as fierce as her fabulous appearance!
